Reasons to Become a Referee

You love football,but don't quite understand the rules.

You have the strange desire to run around in the wind, rain and snow.

You love the sound of verbal abuse.

You find it hard to make decisions and whenever you do you're always wrong.

Top Footie jokes of the day

City manager Roberto Mancini has blamed Ashley Cole for a tunnel bust after their clash at Stamford Bridge, apparently someone dropped £1 which Cole and Nasri fought over....

Arsenal's top seller this Christmas? The Robin Van Persie tea tray. Gauranteed to carry ten mugs.....

Emile Heskey has hit out at his critics...............and missed

What do the England team and Star Trek have in common? Joleon Lescott is in both.

And finally......

Howard Webb's children have hit out against claims that their dad is a seceret Man Utd fan "He's totally unbiased" Alex, George, Bobby, Matt and Cristiano stated.